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Computer Dating
It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
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Online Dating
Computer Dating:
Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
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A bitch that pretends to like a dude so that she is able to go on dates. Usually this girl is pretty hot and able to trick the guy into spending money on her. When the guy begins to wonder if he is being used or if she truely likes her, she will then tell the guy that they are just friends and move on to the next mark.
Man that hot ass Tiffany bitch didn't want a dirty sandman, dirty seagull or to fuck she was just being a date whore.
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A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.
Jack brought a saftey date to his aunt's dinner party. He did this because his aunt considered herself an "accomplished match maker."
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A legendary anime with so many wifu's. Main character : Shido Itsuka . This playboy (but adorable) kid kisses spirits as a JOB and its somehow very entertaining to watch. Available on Anime.dao.com
Person1 : Hey what are you watchi- WOAH WHOS THAT ??
Person2 : Oh this anime called Date a live, this is a hot spirit ;0
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Where single guy and single girl, who don't normally spend time alone together, agree to "hang out" and do something fun together for the first time, yet both carefully avoid the word "date". Whether it was in fact a date will be determined only after the fact, once they see how it goes. Until then, the event is a strange quantum superposition, simultaneously both date and non-date. This allows both parties to avoid potential embarrassment.
It could be a date or it could be just a hang out, we won't know till it's over. It's a Schrödinger's Date.
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A charitable second date one offers just because they slept with the other person on the first date; used to block feelings of 'being used,' not to be followed up by future dates.
Person A: I don't really like her, but I definitely slept with her the first time we went out. Do you think she'll feel used if I don't ask her out again?
Person B: Don't worry about it! Just take her on a quick courtesy date. All it takes it one chai and you've got a free pass out.
Person A: Awesome.
The time/effort involved in chatting up/entertaining your girlfriends nosy mother/ suspecting father/ pesky younger brother/ sister when you go to her place to pick her up for a date.
Male 1 : Im off buddy. Gotta pick my girlfriend up at 9.00 for our movie tonight.
Male 2 : Wait up dude. its only 7.30. what will you do going so early ?
Male 1 : yea i know. Just making sure i pay the requisite date tax.