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the verb for making a deez nuts joke
can be used to express
deez nutted - past tense
"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"
imagine ligon deez is something i say to my friends to bully them.
For example:
Me: yoo bro have you herd joe has ligon!
Them: whats ligon?
Me: ligon deez nuts
Joe has ligon whats ligon (ligon deez) wow! such lovely
The Deez Theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Richard Inass: Alright class, how do we solve this inequality?
Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!
Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.
Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.
The deez theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?
Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.
Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.
The most funny haha in the world.
It is so funny LOL
It is completly mindblowingly funny
made on July 27, 2021
Deez Mama... Why aren't you laughing
Woah deez mama, a mix of joe mama and deez nutz. there will soon be joe nutz, where are joe's nutz?
You: hey do you know who deez is
Some Random Dumbass: uhhhhhh no who is deez
You: DEEZ MAMA, get owned loser
Some Random Dumbass: don't you mean deez nutz?
You: shut the fuck up im about to beat the shit out of you with a baseball bat
Some Random Dumbass: deez nu-
*beating noises intensify*
School sophomoric classroom humor.
Question: You feel better?
Response: About what?
Final Responce: Deeeeznuts!!!
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