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When a man ejaculates and has a poo at the same time.
It is scientifically proven that passing faeces is pleasurable, imagine intensifying that a hundred fold by spumming your muck at the exact same second in time.
took that bird into the nightclub bog for a blow job, I was sat on the bog while she sucked me off, I was so pished that I actually pood myself as I came. It was a eureka moment, like discovering gravity. Once you have a Double Delight , normal sex will never quite be the same...
The practice of barricading oneself in a bathroom stall for 20 or 30 minutes every afternoon just to play Angry Birds on your smartphone
I'll be back in about 30 minutes, I'm going to grab some Appternoon Delight
The engaging in coitus or sexual pleasures during the first hours of the morning (aka. sex at midnight or 12:00 AM). This act can involve two or more people but can also extend to self pleasure.
Related: Afternoon delight
John watched as his girlfriend engaged in some lustful midnight delight with another, much older and experienced woman. John was aroused.
While performing cunnilingus the clitoral hood is gently pushed back and the clitoris is licked and sucked resulting in toe curling “oh shit, what was that orgasms. Best performed by sexy redheaded boyfriends.
Babe can you give me a redhead delight again tonight?
Having sex during day time/daylight
We just had some daylight delight with my partner yesterday.
A turkish man having unconsentual sex with another being.
abv. T.D., T.D.ed, T.Deed.
"Hey Hasan i heard u totally gave that fine ass bitch a turkish delight, on your lunch break?"
"I feel so greasy, i got T.Deed last night!"
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The act of trying to grow facial hair for an extended period of time with the result being a barely visible patch of Joe Dirt style boy fur.
Annie: Did you see that boys face?
Amy: Yeah that's Ryan and he's trying to be a hipster but only has a little Whitebeard's Delight to show for it.
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