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Like the Turkish Delight (aka lokum) but from Turkmenistan. Many Soviets and Turks enjoy it. The taste is somewhat similar to Dr. Pepper, so if you like Dr. Pepper, you will like Turkmen delight. However, if you expect it to be like a Turkmen version of Turkish delight, then prepare to be disappointed.
Turkmen person: Have you tried our fabulous Turkmen delight?
Turkish person: What's that, your rip-off of our fabulous lokum?!
Turkmen person: Ok, that's fine. You don't give a shit. You don't know what you're missing.
Turkish person: *tastes the Turkmen delight* Yuck! At least it's slightly different from our delight but it's horrible!
Since being a proud white individual is so racist in modern culture, having white delight is the safest way to express ethnicity around actual racist lunatics.
It’s a delight being white, white delight!
The engaging in coitus or sexual pleasures during the first hours of the morning (aka. sex at midnight or 12:00 AM). This act can involve two or more people but can also extend to self pleasure.
Related: Afternoon delight
John watched as his girlfriend engaged in some lustful midnight delight with another, much older and experienced woman. John was aroused.
While performing cunnilingus the clitoral hood is gently pushed back and the clitoris is licked and sucked resulting in toe curling “oh shit, what was that orgasms. Best performed by sexy redheaded boyfriends.
Babe can you give me a redhead delight again tonight?
Having sex during day time/daylight
We just had some daylight delight with my partner yesterday.
A turkish man having unconsentual sex with another being.
abv. T.D., T.D.ed, T.Deed.
"Hey Hasan i heard u totally gave that fine ass bitch a turkish delight, on your lunch break?"
"I feel so greasy, i got T.Deed last night!"
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The act of trying to grow facial hair for an extended period of time with the result being a barely visible patch of Joe Dirt style boy fur.
Annie: Did you see that boys face?
Amy: Yeah that's Ryan and he's trying to be a hipster but only has a little Whitebeard's Delight to show for it.
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