deva curl denial syndrome

an often debilitating condition where sufferers experience shame associated with using deva curl products

dawg 1: hey man how’s the deva curl going?
dawg 2: *clearly lying* i don’t use deva curl
dawg 1: you appear to be suffering from deva curl denial syndrome

DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect)

DDOI = Distributed denial of intellect
This occurs when many people think they have a clue about a technical issue but do not really, so they converse amoungst themselves excluding anyone with knowledge of the technicality

Theres billy bob,Margret sue and ralph trying to figure out how to turn there computer on. wonder when the DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) will end and they ask someone who knows?

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Fear Denial Mongering

FEAR; (perceived risk or danger, real or not)DENIAL; (negation in logic; refusal to admit the possibility of a truth and or a reality) MONGERING; (monger=Trader; thus mongering = trading)

Contrary to urban mythological FEARMONGERING, a undefined non-existent dictionary term derived as; “One who spreads the (*idealogy) of fear through propaganda to fulfill a concealed agenda. Similar to a terrorist, but it fights with information and not direct violence. Politicians, media personas, and internet posters can all be(* fearmongers).*(Spelling)

Fear Denial Mongering comes from an ideology of denial and individualism’s obsess, seeded in urban legend and conspiracy by a punditry of anti-establishment denial that there is anything to fear at all.

As expressed in a denial of fear ideology by neophyte Senator Barack Obama, in MASON CITY, Iowa, in a justifying posture of Fear Denial Mongering on May 25, 2007.

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Social Network Denial-of-Service

When a website ends up denied (saturated with external communications requests, such that it cannot respond to legitimate traffic, or responds so slowly as to be rendered effectively unavailable) due to a sudden enormous spike in popularity.

A Social Network Denial-of-Service (SNDoS) could be started by one Facebook user setting his/her wall status to: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status and the First entry for your name under comments"

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people in denial about being white

This strange cult of white boys who seem to be "swagging in the g hizzle" almost all the time tend to hang around other people in denial about being white.

What is the origin of this strange breed of pale-playaz?

1) ADD
2) Marin County
3) Eminem

So back to my point;
These people need to be hunted down before:

1) ECKô makes anymore money
2) All kids are overcome with "Chronic Gangsta Syndrome" which is a side affect of Ridilin, along with the condition known as "hotdog finger"(CGS)

I have spoken my piece.

hook me up....

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October 7th Denial

Something conspiracy theorists and antisemites do to deny, diminish or gaslight the atrocities committed by Hamas terrorists on October 7, 2023.

Rape enthusiasts and October 7th deniers often get along great.

October 7th denial, a close cousin of Holocaust denial, is the latest mutation in the DNA of antisemitism

Penile Denial

When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large

Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”

Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”