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a day appreciating denver, one of the best people on our planet. he helps ALL of society.
“yo dude! it’s national denver appreciation day!”
“NO FUCKING WAY BRO IM DENVER NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER SO I CAN FUCK YOU”
Denver is a boy who is destined to be with a girl starting with A, preferably an Abbey. He falls in love after years of meeting each other even though the girl has been obsessed at first glance.
Girls starting with A and ending in Y are my loves - Denver Nobel
Someone who has incurable Stockholm Syndrome and/or a disturbing lust for self torture.
Everyone please pray that the Denver Broncos Fan may be able to find true peace
Denver That. Like Never That.
Joe says to Jim, Lets go to the dealership to find me a new car!
Jim Replies to Joe and says, Denver That! The Dealership is the Stealership,
Let's Check Craigslist instead!
The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!
"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."
Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.
I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.
A man whom can't kiss for shit, is cocky, and nothing short of a wanna be cowboy. They are total assholes and should never be allowed to lose their virginity.
Jeez look at that guy, he's such a Denver Page