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To risk shitting your pants on a school bus
P1:DON'T PLAY risky derby
P2:but..
When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.
"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"
"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"
A day in which Archie, Joe, Ben and Tyler all play each other on Sneefa 20.
Ben: "WHO'S READY FOR FUCKING DERBY DAY BOYS?"
Tyler: "Who"
Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first
yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date
The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.
Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!
A statement meaning, not as easy as it looks or more difficult than you think.
Victor: You cant pick up that rock, pussy.
Josh: Yes i can, fah-got, fassyman fi dead brejin.
Victor: Wha' yah think this some kinda push cart derby, pussy?