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A pie flavour at the Cottage Bakehouse in Kingsland
Darnell - Hey did you get a Mushroom Derby for lunch?
Jamie - Nah g
When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.
"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"
"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"
When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.
This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!
When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
the greatest fucking team in the championship. SHEEP SHAGGER ARMYYYY
Holy fuck derby county have won again.
A day in which Archie, Joe, Ben and Tyler all play each other on Sneefa 20.
Ben: "WHO'S READY FOR FUCKING DERBY DAY BOYS?"
Tyler: "Who"
Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby
1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"
2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"