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koochie dew

The first bit of moisture a vagina produces when aroused.

I could tell that Danielle was ready for the morning wood from the koochie dew beginning to soak her panties.

by zenabiman February 5, 2017


Stache dew

Water droplets condensing on a moustache

Yo! sick stache dew bro! you got that condensation on"

by Bulletbaba March 10, 2023


sleep dew

the slight sweat film covering you when you wake in the morning.

"I woke this morning in a warm sleep dew covering me and my bed sheets"

by wife of keith john January 7, 2012


Dew-Driver

A concoction of Mountain Dew, Orange juice, and Vodka.

Dude! I got so fucked up on Dew-Drivers last night, I woke up with your mom.

by Keit and Thom September 25, 2013


Dew Bomber

A 20 ounce bottle of Mountain Dew spiked with 5 hour energy. A beverage made for the elite programmer, gamer, or weight lifter looking for a boost.

Man I was tired as shit this morning until I had a Dew Bomber! I got through a shitty day at school and more!

by SuperNoahZark December 31, 2011


Christian Dews

A Thicc lad who needs mental help

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too

by Big Chungus (aka. Snorlax) July 15, 2019


Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective

Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you

by Zapgourley August 9, 2020