One Direction

A band made to cheer Anwen Evans up

Anwen: "He just doesn't know he's beautiful!"
Pete: "I know right!"
Anwen: "WE LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!"

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One Direction

A boyband from the UK and Ireland. The members include: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik. Currently, they have one album called "Up All Night", which came out in the U.S on March 13th, 2012. They appeared as individuals on the X-Factor in 2010. All of the boys were brought back and turned into One Direction. They are very successful and hope to continue writing music!

Fangirl #1: "OMG do you know about One Direction?!?!"
Fangirl #2: "OMG yes! I bought their album the day it came out!"
Fangirl #1: "They are all soooo hot."
Fangirl #2: "Who's your favorite?"
Fangirl #1: "I can't decide!"
Fangirl #2: "Harry and Niall are so cute! I love Niall's little Irish accent....it's adorable."

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One Direction

A boy band filled with 5 flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry are insanely in love since they met in a bathroom at the X factor where they participated with Liam, Zayn and Niall. Zayn and Liam are also in love. While Niall is still looking for the one

Larry Stylinson from One Direction are so in love it's obvious.

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Needs Direction

A way to describe an employee who is otherwise worthless. An employee who, without detailed instruction and hand holding, will waste the day on the internet.

Employe: Hey is Bob a good worked?

Employe 2: He can be, but needs direction.

Employe: So in other words, he's useless.

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also direct

As well as being direct.

Besides indirect also direct speech matters as in straight talk breaks no friendship.

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direct talking

What tenny does, he talks so clearly and precisely and so directly. You can try to respond but your inferiority is too much so you become a punching bag for his verbal abuse.

"You are crap." - tenny (direct talking)

"Do it." - tenny (direct talking)

"I am so inferior I cannot respond" - You (indirect talking)

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Prime Directive

something on Star Trek ... if you know the full answer ... you live with your mom and don't have a girlfriend ...

oh and you probably eat food from 7-11

person 1 "well on star trek they had the prime directive"

person 2 (female) "i'm going to go stand over there now"

person 1 (weeps softly)

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