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When you try to suck a males Penis but it’s to big or so big it is not attractive.
Whore:1 oh uhh look at brad he must have big dick ohhh I think I creamed 😩
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh
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FUCK THIS RULE I’LL NAME THEM RIGHT NOW
Oh wait i don’t have any, fuck…
Please Don’t name your friends even though you would still ignore this rule
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When the dick is either to big to slurp or to big its not attractive
Whore:1 look a brad he definitely has a big dick
Whore ass bitch:2 no no girl that ah be ah “big dick don’t suck on it” type for guy
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A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.
Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!
Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.
Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.
A quote by the famous rapper Post Malone
garlic bread don’t pay the bills
- Post Malone
A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .
In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“