One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)
(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.
The feeling or sensation you get before you take a dump.
After eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili, Bob stood up and gave his wife a knowing wink. He was headed to the bathroom. The Doodie Tingles told him it was time to put in work.
when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.
hey mike is asleep
I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy
A feeling of remorse towards oneself for a reprehensible act.
Ted stole some jelly beans from Alice and now he has a doody conscience so hes going to apologize.
When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.
“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson
A term of endearment for a pet, baby, baby animal or significant other when you have the urge to squeeze them because they’re so cute and you love them. Usually spoken in baby talk. - I wuv my widdle doodie doodie
Girl: look at my new kitten. He’s only 8 weeks old.
Other girl: Aw wook at dat widdle doodie doodie.