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A game played by drunk and or intoxicated ppl most ofter young men is which they inact mock martial art combat
Me stumbling drunk" Dude dont make me open a can of Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass on u"
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A Drunken Pussy Circus is a get-together, usually at someone's house, where guys will invite easy girls and sluts with the intention of getting them drunk. Then the guys get them to do dumb stuff like take off their clothes, kiss each other, and engage in sexual activites with them. This term also includes meetings where people just want to drink, smoke, and have random sexual relations because they have nothing better to do. A girl who gets invited to a DPC is know as a Drunken Pussy Cunt (also, a DPC).
Last night John's house was one wild Drunken Pussy Circus (DPC), it was off the hook!
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1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.
I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.
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a black impaired male
a black male who is intoxicated, drunk or hungover
My employee was still drunk from a nite of partying and we needed him on the job immediately...Concerned, I called our office and asked....Is the "drunken liquor chimp" ready yet?
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Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.
person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
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A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.
Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
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“A consensual sexual act which involves getting drunk with the homie, shooting him in the face with 12 gauge buckshot, then cumming into the wound.”
Jason: “You down for a a Drunken Bucky Cum Cannon?”
Samuel: “Yeah, for sure man, no homo right?”
Jason: “Nah, full homo.”
Samuel: “I mean, aight.”
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