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When one sits down to have a bowel movement but only farts are emitted causing confusion in the sitting person as to why nothing solid has evacuated the body.
I had to poop sooooo bad but when I sat down, nothing. I just dry fired.
n. 1. Same as a Wet Willy, but not wet.
I wanted to give Jim a Wet Willy, but because we were stranded in the desert I was parched and had to settle for a Dry Daniel.
When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.
Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.
The Dry Newman is when your aim is intentionally miss directed and you slam it home into the anus without warning or lubrication.
"I was doing that chick from Taco Bell last night doggy style when I gave her the Dry Newman"
"Thought I finally got rid of that psycho bitch last night when I gave her the Dry Newman but she actual loved it"
the 4th geometry dash level. introduced gravity portals and tortured many
adult: what you playing Jimmy?
jimmy: dry out from geometry dash!!!!
adult: shut up jimmy
When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.
Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.
dry lipping
This is were a person wipes the moisture from the front of the top gum in the mouth and smiles.
The result is the inside of the top lip sticks to the front top Gum in an upward manner, displaying all the top teeth.
(Person having photo taken) Can you take a photo of me while I am dry lipping so I have a big smile for the camera.
(Photographer) Thats a great smile, I can see all your top teeth in the photo.