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Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style
After I moved the elf on a shelf I gave the missus shelf on an elf
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One of santa's little helpers. He escaped from the Asylum up north. Now he hides in peoples behinds, usually in the rectum. If you detect an Ass elf early, you won't have to dig it out with plyers.
"If Jimmy left that Ass elf in for 2 more days, they would've had to rip him a new one just to get it out."
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A Space Elf is one who has large black eyes and pale skin. They have unnatural colors of hair like purple, silver and aqua. Space Elf's usually have lots of body modifications.
These black contacts make me look like a space elf..
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A spear-creatin obcessed with the many uses of spears and magical bodily juices. Resistance against this nocturnal vegetarian is futile.
Pyro Elf showed me his spear and made me whimper.
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A warcraft 3 player who chooses night elf as his race, primarily because of the ease of use. Abuses elf to the full extent and/or whines about huntress armor type and how imbalanced balanced units are.
stfu newb elf and get some skill.
I just lost to a newb elf, time to go shoot myself.
Please abuse more stupid newb elf.
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Edward Elric
Edward
Elric
The Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist
since he's sooooo short of course he's an elf ruler! But who cares! Hes just sooo cute and hot and sexy and his eyes! *melts at the sight of edwards golden eyes*
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Megaman Zero 2/3.
Originally called the Mother Elf, she was created to end the Maverick Wars. Afterwards she was sealed away to prevent the misues of her power. But the evil Dr. Weil captured and corrupted her, turning her into the evil Dark Elf. This event sparked the Elf Wars.
The corruption was removed upon the destruction of Omega, Zero's original body.
"Before she was called the Dark Elf, she had another name..." ~Original X
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