When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.
ET Fone Home lets have phone sex
Johnny: What are your plans for tonight?
Beth: I have a lot of work so my ETS is 2AM.
ETS/ets: Is a slang version for the sentence “ex-talking stage”. Making “ex-talking stage” an abbreviation can help people who are texting about there ETS save more time typing it out.
Sarah: girl guess what
Lia: wsp?
Sarah: my *ets* just called me
Lia: do NOT call back