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Nation throw your shortest friend into the lake day
Hey look it's Every Thursday Ever, time to throw my friend into the lake.
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ForeveReckless.blogspot.com
the Best blogg to ever exist. and everyone neds to follow it, like pronto .
Charles: Hey are you following the best blog ever?
Alli: Hell yeah i love ForeveReckless.blogspot.com i couldnt live with out it
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(v) act of having the best time ever
Me: I was so wasted at the bar last night, I don't remember much but that was fun...I looked back at my pics and tweets: I played "Party Rock Anthem" on the jukebox thrice, I made out with that chick and had 5 shots of Jamo
Friend: Dude you were best time evering last night.
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nicole-wow i really wish i had the best dad ever. instead my dad hates me.
anna- wow i want frank iero to be my dad too.
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greatest phrase ever.... can be used whenever. best can be interchanged with other adj like worst, or coolest.
That was the worst movie ever.
Man, you're the coolest kid ever!
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Coolest Guy Ever: Hey, I just got a new Xbox360, anyone want to play?
Random1: Xbox? GAY, no. Why the hell would I-
Coolest Guy Ever: I have a PS3 as well, if you would prefer, I also have tickets to The Avengers.
Random2: Can I go?
Coolest Guy Ever: Sure.
Random2: Sweet! Let me just get my Shield!
Coolest Guy Ever: On second thought, hey Random1, lets go before Random2 gets back...
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Usually what dozy, half-conscious, in-a-daze teenage girls say about every boy they go out with, often on facebook (in their status or on their profile page).
This is usually followed by 'I hate x', 'x is the worst boyfriend ever' or 'how could x/he do this to me?'. These comments are usually brought on by the guy dumping her after a good long run, and because the girl is so blinded by love, she fails to realise that teenage relationships were never meant to go anywhere further than a couple of weeks of teen sex because most guys are smart enough to know that the girl they choose to go out with has a long list of flaws that would make her incompatible in a proper adult relationship with them, and are only interested in the short run, as they should be.
Girl 1 - OMG he's the greatest boyfriend ever!
Girl 2 - Chillax, you've been going out for like a week.
A month later.
Girl 1 - OMG I hate him! He's the worst boyfriend ever! *Cries*
Girl 2 - Well what do you expect? It's not as if you were going to get married...
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