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It starts off like a nice, if not more intense and warped game of Edward 40 Hands. You and a buddy duct tape 2 Lokos to your hands, and add two to your feet. But then shit gets real, you're coming up with crazy ideas cuz you both took eight hits of acid. You drive out to the desert, stand 200 paces apart, face each other, and stand there (no walking around weenies), until all eight 4lokos are finished. Whoever finishes first, or doesn't pass out wins the duel.
What you'll need-
8 x 4lokos
1 x shitty car to drive to desert environment
2 x sets of balls
Bro 1- Hey bro, I was thinking about jerking off with a noose, but why don't we just go to the desert and do this 4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition?
Bro 2- Hey Alright! It's a beautiful day to die! Maybe we can jerk it if we make it back alive!
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Two people, have to drink a fifth, 12 pack of beers, smoke 4 Kings, eat 2 large pizzas, and complete a 250 piece puzzle.
This challenge is not for burgers.
“Hey Spew do you wanna do the All American Challenge - 2 Man Edition?”
“Hell yea Squanto”
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1. Something John from Unordinary tried to search in order to finesse the system but failed miserably.
2. Something Seraphina can do with ease
John searched up Trigonometry 3rd edition p391 question 52b answer in order to complete his homework.
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There is no good way to start with the shit encrusted melting pot that is the social groups that make up the two shithole Schools but, I will try because I love you. The thespian cucks have brought about intensive hazing policies due to performing gay sex magik on freshman. The band kids, as expected, are virgin nu male soyboys whose combined micro-penises probably extends out to a few centimeters at best. There are no jocks, just Chads operating behind a thin veil of masculinity, when in reality, they are the insecure, ashamed, cock-lusting products of their alcoholic white collar father's drunken rage. The Orchestra kids are so gay and boring that i could not be fucked to go into a description of whatever bow twiddling twinkie shit they do. The computer mongoloids (Cyberpatriots, composed of the least patriotic faggots possible, are the products of these sick bastards) are acne ridden faggots who spill their shit constantly behind LED screens, aka doing shit no one fucking cares about. They also the only group, besides Orchestra, who leave high school virgins.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two
According the researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One,
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.
Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.
The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two
According to the minds behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One,
There is a trailer park!
Now, you may find yourself not asking this: Does Rockwall have a punk scene? Nope. There is no scene of any sort here. Anything new or innovative is to be stifled by some dickhead normie with a shit eating grin. The closest thing to a scene here probably the influx of faggot teenagers vaping, because they’re either too retarded or too poor to get weed without getting caught by their parents.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 4th Edition
According to researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two,
The ratio of section 8 housing to upper class housing is 4 to 14.
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The best pickup line in history. Used by famous internet YouTube star, Daniel James Howell, to his secret husband, Philip Michael Lester.
Dan: Hey Phil, could you give me some editing tips?