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The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).

by TheGravelOfASoler January 23, 2025


Egyptian Crabnarkel

The act of shaving a woman's pubic hair with your front teeth

"I didn't need to floss last night because I had some Egyptian Crabnarkel before bed"

by CaptainDoom January 26, 2010


Egyptian Hallway

A bait and switch, by tricking a person into believing you are going to complete one action to them, and then subsequently ignoring that action and completing another that is completely absurd and/or unrelated.

Her pretending to pull me into a broom closet but then actually sending me to an ancient stairwell was a complete Egyptian Hallway.

by March 06, 2023


egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker September 25, 2015


one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 22, 2017


egyptian handcuff

the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.

Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.

by joesmith875 August 09, 2011


Egyptian Tragedy

The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden.

This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy

jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before
marcos: what the fuck is that

by Marcusmastur February 08, 2024