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when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.
When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation
*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*
“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”
“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”
“Exactly… tough night”
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Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around
Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up
A bait and switch, by tricking a person into believing you are going to complete one action to them, and then subsequently ignoring that action and completing another that is completely absurd and/or unrelated.
Her pretending to pull me into a broom closet but then actually sending me to an ancient stairwell was a complete Egyptian Hallway.
When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad
I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB
Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.
When you get sloppy head from a girl and she spits your cum on a tootsie pop then continues to shove it up her asshole
Dude1: Bro lastnight this girl gave me an egyptian sloppy pop!
Dude2: oh shit man how'd it go?!
Dude1: slopilicious