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How intellectuals say “the high ground”. The best Star Wars meme.
“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”
when someone is having sex and they pick up their partners legs so that their feet are in the air
Girl, I’m gonna make you elevate your feet tonight
To not know anything in life and not understand how to do your job
yeah she did leave something in the elevator
when nobody is in a lift then some people tend to sexual intercourse in it, they often push STOP or EMERGENCY STOP so they can fuck
this can only work with 2 people inside an elevator
patrick and deston fucked in the elevator reflex situation coz they have too much testosterone...
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When a man is fucking a girl but his dick is too big, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a girls vagina. they must then walk awkwardly to the garage, take out a chainsaw and saw his penis off at the point it enters the vagina.
Friend 1: hey where were you the past week at work? Boss is mad.
Friend 2: sorry i had to make a stuck elevator repair and ended up in the emergency room. i went from a jake to a 2 inch dick.
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When a girl is fucking a guy on top and she appears to be stuck only being able to move up and down on his Elevator
We were having sex and then she got stuck on my elevator
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**Best in groups of 3-4 people with 3-4 separate elevator doors.
Each participant leans with their back against separate elevator doors, feet planted on the ground with their weight supported against the door as if sitting in a chair. Someone presses the elevator button. An elevator will come, when one of the doors open, the person leaning against it falls inside. That person loses.
"Dude they were playing elevator roulette and John's opened!"
"What happened?"
"He fell inside and broke his tailbone!"
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