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When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls
Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection
When the clitoris is vibrating at a high frequency. (When somebody is really mad)
”Damn she got a mad vaginalic erection”
”Yeah bro shes been crazy this week”
Slightly less risqué way to say "cock ring." Device that fits around penis and/or testicles and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.
"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"
"Shhhh."
"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"
"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"
When you you get boner in class for no apparent reason
Today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect
use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know
my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy
Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.
Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"
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when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear
There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection
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