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When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...
Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower
Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..
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When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls
Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection
When u die and get hard after u die so u got like a zombie peen.
Yo dude I heard if you die sometimes your peen gets hard.
No way dude
Yes way dude
Dude
Dude
Dahhh that’s hot!
A zombie peen aka res-erection
Any STD
Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.
use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know
my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy
Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.
Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"
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when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear
There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection
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