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Excuse

logic that leads to doing less work that you know you should be doing for superior moral reasons anyway

Example:
"I dont want to work today because I have neckpain"

Ok, you should probably still do it and fix your neckpain later as best as you can.

What is not a valid excuse? This is where the 'moral' bit comes into play.
Technically the old definition would call this an excuse too:
"I dont want to kill those 15 starving children because I dont like killing".

But a real excuse in my humble opinion is an excuse only when you duck out of doing something that would be the *right* thing to do - something you should be doing for a higher purpose.

by Hali1256 April 3, 2018


Excuse

A shitty reason.

Kush: “it’s not an excuse it’s a shitty reason.”

Nick: “that’s the same thing.”

by RigbyTheGreat July 23, 2021


Idf excuses

Oh? What happened? You don't like the idf's excuses Destiny? You think maybe it's the thing I said it was? You think you were just using historical precedent and making shit up to sound right in front of retards?

Hym "You know what the Idf excuses prove? CORRECT ALL ALONG! Embarrassing! Fucking knockoff. What did I say about sullying my good name? At least be on the right side of things! Shit, you fucking suck! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024


EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY

A tiktoker who puts this in like every tiktok they make and they think they are a “fAiRy

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY

by freak.bob May 20, 2022


excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

by tex May 24, 2004


Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards

"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head

by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020


Excusions

An excuse disguised as a solution

It seems today all we get is deception, lies, lip service and excusions from our elected officials.

by MixedUp January 24, 2022