Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

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Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education

oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break

Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education

oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break

Exit

A man that wants to die badly but cant because hes gay

hey have you talked to exit lately

yea he's kind of gay

exit

1. a door that lets you leave
2. the act of leaving
3. eternal algebra class with four (from bfdi)

1. The exit to the building is over there.

2. I really wanna exit this place, it creeps me out.
3. I can't believe Four trapped all those people in the EXIT just for losing his dumb competition!

exit bone

noun. The last bone after breaking up (breakup sex). Similar to an exit interview but boning.

If you cheat on me and we breakup, there will be NO exit bone.

Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship

“Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”