Inline hockey

Also known as "Roller Hockey" this sport, although not as great as Ice Hockey still has some greatness to it. It is played on Inline Hockey Skates and usually on asphault or a specialized inline hockey rink. Usually it is played with a hockey ball or a red puck that is supposed to slide but in reality slides terribly. Also known as Street Puck.

Guy 1: Hey dude want to go play some Inline Hockey?

Guy 2: Yeah man, inline rules, especially in summer!

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hockey puck

To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.

We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.

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field hockey

Background - A sport played widely in Europe and Asia since the late 18th/early 19th century. More dominantly played by females in America, it is a sport played by both men and women. As the years passed, the equipment for this sport has evolved greatly. Known simply as 'hockey' in countries other than America, field hockey is often denounced as a 'girly sport', a predominanly lesbian sport, or as not really hockey. However, none of this is true. It is an olympic sport, and is among the top 5 most played sports in the world.

The Game - The game consists of two teams of 11 (including a goalie), trying to get the ball into the opposite goalcage. There are two 35-minute halves in collegiate and international play, and two 30-minute halves in varsity high school play. Field hockey is known to have alot of fouls, but most are called just to keep the game safe. Many different types of hits are allowed, such as drives, pushes, flicks, scoops, drags, chokes, slaps, and chips.

Equipment - The sticks are flat on one side, which is the only side you may hit the small, hard, plastic ball with. The stick may be composed of wood or of composite material, usually a combination of glassfibre, carbon, and aramide.

Field hockey is a very fun and competitive sport.

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hockey players

people who pack lips all day and get drunk after a game...BEST PEOPLE ALIVE

Your not a hockey player if you never packed a lip,downed a beer, or dropped the mitts. And if you are, chances are your not very good.

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Tonsil Hockey

The act of making out with someone.

Michael and Rebecca were playing tonsil hockey in the back of the theater.

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Shower Hockey

A mildly popular, homo-erotic game commonly played among young adult men in a college athletic type setting.

Requirements: 4+ people
Large, open shower facility (usually in a dorm or gym building)
1+ bar(s) of soap
Predetermined "Goals" (equal in size) for both teams

Game Play/Rules:
- All players undress completely and enter the shower area.
- Turn on all shower heads to properly wet the floor/playing field (leave them on to prevent the playing field from drying).
- Set up goals for both teams on opposing walls of the playing field. Must be equal in size and difficulty.
- Divide all participants into 2 equal teams. (Some sort of marking (ie: sharpie) is recommended to distinguish team members.
- Place bar of soap in the middle of the playing field.
- All partipants must be touching the far wall of the shower area before the game can begin.
- A countdown of "3, (pause) 2, (pause) 1, (Pause) GO!" will be given and no participant may leave the wall until the countdown is complete.
- When the countdown is complete all participants are free to run/walk/slip/slide to the center of the field and gain posession of the soap.
- No body part except the feet may be used to handle/manipulate the soap.
- 1 point is given to a team for scoring on the opposing teams goal.
- There is no pause in gameplay after a goal is scored.
- Each game shal be timed, and last 15 minutes. (Any goals scored after the 15 minutes do not count)
- If the game is tied at the end of the 15 minutes, the game will go into "overtime"
- "Overtime" will last 3 minutes, and the team who scores the most points in "overtime" will be declared the winner.
- Any intentional pushing, shoving, tripping, etc. will be deemed a "penalty"
- The punishment of a "penalty" is to be determined by the teams beforehand (usually a spanking to the buttocks)

"Hey, do you want to go play a game of shower hockey?"

See 'definition' for game rules

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hockey players

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.

Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.

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