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The act of falcon punching a women in the gut/crotch upon discovering they are Pregnant in hopes of giving them an abortion.
Gf: Guess what? I'm pregnant
Bf: What! Fuck time for Falcon Abortion
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!
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Describes the punch to the head received by David Koschman from R.J. Vanecko, the nephew of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley (and his brother, U.S. Chief of Staff to President Obama, William Daley). Koschman, who had just turned 21, was out drinking late at night on Chicago's Rush Street with friends when he by chance confronted Daley's nephew, RJ Vanecko. Words exchanged, and RJ Vanecko threw one punch to David Koschman's head, knocking him to the pavement, essentially killing him. Because of RJ Vanecko's connections to the Daley administration, and to the hospital where Koschman was taken, all records of the incident were lost. Police can't find the files and RJ Vanecko is now a successful businessman in California, never tried in a court of law. Even though witnesses and police reported that he threw the fatal punch. The police chief quit, and wont talk about the case. The Daleys refuse to talk about it. This kind of fatal punch is backed up by police and powerful politicians! If you're related, you can get away with murder!
RJ didn't like him at all, so he threw a Falcon Punch, and we all ran.
He's so annoying, I felt like throwing a falcon punch to rid the world of him.
The administration threw a falcon punch to the entire proposal, essentially preventing it from ever surfacing again.
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Costumed crimefighting disco grunge rock band from Dubai. Currently operating out of Atlanta.
"They're gonna tear out your eyes cuz the Falcon Lords care"
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A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.
Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.
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The purest act of anal enlightenment; while engaging in a session of pudding pushing, you hastily remove your ram rod and begin violently shaking it, flinging any amount of potetial clingers wildly across the room. You then quickly replicate the cry of a caged flacon and begin to bat your arms to fan the smell of fresh turds. You win.
Sorry the room is a mess. The mud falcon got out of the cage last night.
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A phrase shouted out shortly before throwing up (munting) after drinking too much. A play on the phrase "Falcon Punch!" made popular by Captain Falcon in the video game series 'Super Smash Bros'.
Tom: "Geez, Pat looks like he's gonna munt!"
Pat: "Uh oh...FALCON MUNT!" *vomits everywhere*
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A delicious drink made from falcon, fruit punch, ginger ale, and sherbert. Baby may be added for extra flavor.
"This falcon punch is delicious!"
"Yeah, I added a little baby to make it sweeter"
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