a monster that like fecal
tpypically a fecal monster would be releated to a smurf
When your stoke level is at an all time low.
When a bro-bra shatttered both legs while schralping the gnar he was experiencing fecal stokeage
When one begins to defecate and nothing is released, but suddenly a huge amount of fecal water rushes through your anus, prodominantly lasting for up to 20 seconds.
Yo man i had to go so bad today, i thought it was gonna be chunks and hurt like hell, but it was just a fecal stream.
Clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in shit.
"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity. There is no fucking way I will be able to complete it by the deadline because I have no clue what I am doing!" -Me
When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.
When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.
I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.
/ˈfikəl ˈfʊtˌprɪnt/ —noun
The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
This all-you-can-eat seafood buffet is already giving me cramps. I hope the next time I drop my mud, it doesn't leave a big ol' fecal footprint for the maid when she comes tomorrow.