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Facebooks new gay update, just like the gay pride parade was doing their Live feed..
Those two gay guys did a LIVE FEED, on television.
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that seat cover is feeding the bears at the chicken coop
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When a man is on his back, frog-legged, and has four women- One deepthroating his cock, two sucking each of his balls, and one eating his ass all at once.
-Bro, I swear I met Jesus during a Quad Feed last night.
-Dude I got a call about a broken sink yesterday and ran there as quick as I could. Water was spraying everywhere! Before I could even get my tools out, my shirt was ripped over my head and I landed a Quad Feed on this families' kitchen table!! My goddamn soul took a two week vacation in Tahiti and came back a preacher. My toes are still stuck curled together. The basement flooded tho, and the electrical panel underwater electrocuted the tennants down there in their sleep. Shits actually fucked. Still, my cock n balls long for another Feed, and the extent of which they will go is unsettling. Shivers ripple across my spine at the thought.
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When you fail to see someone is trolling and you are like : I am gonna come back at this guy with some logical argument and he's gonna see the errors of his ways and walk away from the situation.
How could you have been so stupid?
Throwing logic at a troll is like throwing a piece of sausage at a tank. Wasted effort. And plus, you lost a sausage. You could have made a moderately yummy sandwich with that sausage and now you have nothing for lunch. Yup. That's what you get from feeding a troll.
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To throw up because of heavy drinking. Literal translation from Norwegian slang.
Yeah, she fed the moose last night.
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"Feed the Birds" was a beautiful song in the musical/movie Mary Poppins, a famous 1964 Disney film. It is about a poor old lady who spends her time trying to feed the poor birds near a cathedral. Meanwhile next door, there is a bank full of people who couldn't care less.
Not made up by Nathan Fillion. Firefly was still a good show though.
But Mary Poppins is beautiful in a way unsurpassed.
Come feed the birds,
Show them you care
And you'll be glad if you do
Their young ones are hungry
Their nests are so bare
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Pretty much the central feature of Facebook. Like the name says, it notifies the user of any activity his or her friends do on the site, from new photo albums to wall posts to status updates and comments to them. It debuted on September 1, 2006 and created a considerable controversy due to privacy concerns. Later on updates included a mini-feed on one's profile that shows all stories pertaining to just that person.
all my friends on facebook found out about my photo album when it was posted since it showed up on the news feed
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