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When you lick a woman's exposed arm from her wrist to her shoulder.
"How'd it go with Jessica last night?"
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
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A French-Canadian streams who can obtain The Juice whenever he want, can attract all the ladies and men (gachiHyper) has a fanbase of sadge 14 year olds (me) trying to be cool
Felix Lengyel? don't you mean pewdiepie?
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Placing syrup on your penis and having a cat lick the syrup until ejaculation.
Once caught doing the sticky felix, he had his PETA membership revoked.
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A pertpetual neat nick phobia ridden person. Name comes from the Odd Couple Charecter, played on TV by Tony Randell.
Don't be such a Felix Ungar! The books are straight enough. The dishes are stacked just right. You don't have to iron your friggin socks!
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The situation that happens when you have to stealthily cry between two groups of people, often during hikes.
A: How was your weekend?
B: I went to hike in the moutains but my depression kicked in and I got caught in a Felix Sandwich.
this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool
“Did you hear a kid at Felix Festa put a condom in a breadstick??”
a dude that likes to play basketball and he always says bend down girls daddy got his guns
he's a real felix wooton