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A female end is something that is getting plugged INTO by a male end.
> "Hey, I have an extension cord and don't know which end is which."
>> "The male end has a protrusion like a penis whereas the female end has a hole like va-jay-jay."
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Early 1900s slang for lesbian/bi/pan women
Rodney: "hey there pretty lady, how bout I buy ya a couple of drinks?"
Ethel: "sorry mister I've got a meeting with my female adventurer club this evening"
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A female scrub is the same as a male scrub.
A guy talking about a girl: Oh look there's that female scrub I told you about
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A girl who enjoys playing video or computer games more than she does worrying about getting a boyfriend or applying makeup. So for those of you who think they don't exist, eat it, because I am one.
I am a female gamer
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An Alpha Female IS:
* Self-confident, assertive, a natural leader, a woman both Beta women AND men tend to follow.
* Feminine, sexually-aware, and instinctual. Not afraid to utilize men's and her own sexuality to gain advantage.
* Naturally dominant over all except her Alpha Male. She falls into this role not by force, but by either expertise, planning/maneuvering, or sometimes manipulation.
An Alpha Female is NOT:
* Masculine
* Forceful, overbearing (not if she remains Alpha long-term)
* Angry, bitchy, nor any other negative names thrown around by Betas and Omegas who are dissatisfied with their social standing.
A True Alpha Female is NOT afraid to submit to a True Alpha Male, as defined by nearly feral standards, plus intellect and abilities to provide and protect.
Alpha women do not need to feel ashamed that we want men to lead. We are still leaders on our jobs and in our places of worship.
No matter how much we, as women evolve, there are still parts of our female psyches that seek the protector. We still seek that man who can enter a room, assess the situation and take charge. When we meet men who don't have those strong leadership skills, we become frustrated and dominate them. If they are not worthy of leading us, then they should cower at our feet. No?
Why should I, as an Alpha female, choose a male that can dominate me? The Alpha in me responds to the Alpha in him. When I see him, I melt. When he speaks to me in his commanding voice, all my usual arrogance goes out the window. He understands who I am. I understand who he is. He understands my strength, but subtly lets me know that he is in charge now and that I no longer need to be in charge.
We are not wolves. Yet no matter how much we shave our hairy bodies, deodorize our odors, build tall buildings that speak of our prowess and drive around in fancy speed devils, we are still humans. We are still part of the animal kingdom. No matter how deep we bury our instincts, they are still there.
I am an Alpha female and I desire an Alpha male.
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putting your finger or fingers in your vegina in and out until pleasured, sprayed out sticky juicy warm cum and screamed like a bitch
I know Becky, I waited for Bob to come over all night long but he didn't. So instead, I fingered myself and ate my cum.
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Growing tendency of men to become depressed and suicidal due to emotional abuse at hands of female partner.
Suicide by Female happens when a man finds out his wife is cheating on him.
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