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A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.
Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo
(Redacted) : no, this displeases me
Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret
A cute animal that I really want but will never have, often used in ‘bump that booty like a but come on if you don’t, don’t shake it off’
‘I have a ferret’
A strange weasel looking creature that some people have as pets.
“My pet ferret was taken to the veterinarian yesterday after he threw up.”
An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.
"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.
SO POGGERs
in serious tho i love them it is so funny when they hide they're toys
draco fawking malfoy thats who a ferret is/aka harry pottahs husband
harry:where is my ferret
draco:here i am my love