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like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.

Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.

by D C King March 19, 2008


washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017


Three peaked ferret

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.

There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.

by Dr Eldenberry June 21, 2022


Trouser ferret

A large penis

Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing

by Big daddy 11 January 4, 2017


Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016


Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016


Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016