Fucked-up Find-out

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated at a bar and uses their credit card to buy a round of drinks for friends, but doesnt remember it the next day. Then the billing statement comes and they wonder what the fuck the charge is from.

Drunken George decided he was going to use the plastic at the bar for a round of shots. He had a good time that night, but the following week he experienced the fucked-up find-out.

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Finding my theme music

When things are going your way, or when you find your groove.

"Five Halo kills in a row, I'm finding my theme music!"

"Alex Rodriguez is on a hitting streak, he's really found his theme music!"

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find me a moomze day

find your friend a boyfriend/girlfriend on april 20,2020

janiya”it’s find me a moomze day”,so find me a boyfriend

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did you find $5

"Did you find $5?" is a question you ask someone when they tell you a ridiculously pointless story. The reason you ask this is because it's comparable to someone saying to you, "So I found $5 today!" and you're like, ...sweet.

Bill: "Yeah, so this girl texted me once and she was like, your number is easy to remember cause it's close to my best friend's, and I was like whoa yeah!"
Tom: "Cool, did you find $5?"
Bill: "...."

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find:

Is when you type the word l;;0p;-lkkkm; in the urban dictionary to see the definition of it & it will say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;

Jake: I want to know what does l;;0p;-lkkkm; means?
Urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;
Jake: WHAT THE HELL? WHY ISNT IT A WORD?

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When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

couldn't find his dick in the dark

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.

It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.