fixing the car

code name for smoking weed.

see also playing videogames.

i'm fixing the car right now, i'll call you back in a few.

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Foot Fix

The art of fixing things with one's feet. In order to work properly, one must chant foot fix three times while doing it

Hey that is broken, foot fix it

Foot Fix, Foot Fix, DOOOO a Foot Fix

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fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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fixing his food

A female masturbating a mans Cock penis. He had trouble getting it upHard On so I fixed his food for him.

Fixing his food. A female masturbating a mans penis cock. He had trouble getting it up so I fixed his food for him.

Fix a nigga syndrome

"Fix a nigga syndrome" refers to the female mind set that she is capable of fixing his inner demons.

Female: He claims he's going through a lot, I don't know how much I can take of this, but I love him, and I'm going to give him another chance.

Female friend: Girl you got that "fix a nigga syndrome, you need some help.

fixed-term contract

a fixed-term contract is any contract of employment that will terminate:
-on the expiry of a specific term;
-on the completion of a particular task;
-on the occurrence or non-occurrence of any other specific event other than the attainment of retiring age

This post will be offered as a fixed-term contract with an end date of 30 September 2005

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fix your attitude

a fan fiction about kylo ren, a character from the star wars franchise, that includes very mature concepts and have left many sexually disturbed

person one: Have you read fix your attitude on ao3?

person two: no
person one: don’t. it’s really weird

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