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A bill proposed by hardcore Trumpublican or white supremacist Floridians who want to ban the “Algebra for all” reform programme, because they unspokenly reasoned that if more non-white high-school and college students were given the opportunity to study algebra, it would make it harder for symbols-allergic white natives to secure decent jobs upon graduation.
To prevent algebra from becoming a stumbling block, which would limit millions of white blue-collar workers’ career opportunities, Trump Institute of Education, which is a 30-minute drive from Mar-a-Lago, would make algebra an optional course module for its new students—they bigly support the “No Algebra for Florida” bill in the name of “mathematical equality” for all races.
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Florida niggas plural :
These some disrespectful ass bitches
Will roast anybody or anything
Any friend you make from Florida is bound to roast the shit outta you
Don’t matter if you lived in Florida 2 months you disrespectful period
They also get upset when people are sensitive after they just called you’re whole family ass eating jitts to they face
Person 1 : what’s wrong with Steve
Person 2: he just a Florida nigga and he got put in check by a Atlanta nigga
Man Florida niggas and Chicago and antlanta niggas be annoying
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The town that has nothing to do for anyone young. You have to go to Ocala to go to any decent stores or to do anything exciting. No one knows where it is and if they have heard about it then you should say you're sorry. Oh and its all about The Canes football....yeah right!
"Where do you live?"
"Inverness, Florida"
"Where?"
"Oh its about 30 minutes from Ocala."
"Oh! Never heard of it but I know where Ocala is."
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A woman who continuously and unsuccessfully dates/sleeps around/remarries until she is well into old age and retirement, i.e. is old enough to retire and live in Florida. Used in the "Brothers and Sisters" episode of Family Guy.
Did you see Jenny? She's onto divorce number nine and she's fucking that dude at the gym. She's going to make one sad but super hot florida whore someday.
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When you sling a duce into a hooker's mouth while partying in South Beach and then she gives you a blow job.
With his promotional coupon from the hotel room, Raul got a $5 discount on his Florida Fudgesicle from a toothless hoochie-mama.
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A sexual act containing of either two males or females in which the women/male get down on there knees and arc there back toward the heavens and wait for the male to ejaculate on their back, when this is done successfully the male semen should trickle down their back, gently into crack, then drip to the floor
CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina
dude did you know that Pedro gave a Florida Crybaby to that one blown out lunch lady?...well shes pregnant
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On the radio show "Loveline". (people in Los Angeles, it's on KROQ at 10PM). Callers give a story to the hosts (and guest/s) and they guess if it took place in Germany or Florida.
Man loses genitalia to necrosis by constriction---Germany
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