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Every mans (or lesbians) dream of seeing on HD t.v., or even better, in real life.
Man 1: Did you see what was on t.v. last night?
Man 2: No, what was it?
Man 1: You missed some really hot girl on girl action!!!
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As a girl myself, I can say the most annoying and adorable thing to come to earth.
Some will break your heart; others will cure it.
Tomboy?No I’m not one. Girly? Nah.
I’m a pretty neutral person, in real life, you can’t really tell which one I am.
Girl 1 (the girly one):Oh my gosh! I got new nails yesterday!
Girl 2 (tomboy): Ew, they look hideous.
Me, the neutral one: cool.
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A girl you don't want to hang with but is always good for a fuck.
Britney won't return my text so it looks like Anna is my ****girl again tonight.
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Guys only crazier with nicer asses and boobs and much smaller penises
"Hey Allie how are you"
"What is that supposed to mean?!?!? I am fat, ugly and stupid but I masturbate at night thinkning about the guys who I hate like all girls do"
"Uhh.....ok"
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Urban synonym for Cocaine often used when da phone feel hot
The counterpart Crack is called boys. Called this due to girls being soft and boys being hard
"Hook up 2 hours"
"Boys or girls?"
"Girls"
"Ite"
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A irrististable creature to boys and bis alike. they are often characterized by having breasts which are somehow attractive to boys and often enough an ass unless they are a skinny bitch or just skinny.
Guy: Man those girls ought to wear lower shirts... like the collar should be down to their bellybutton...
Guy2: Yeah they really should. Or maybe we should be like A Roman beach or something. Where they just walk around topless...
Girl: Ok then.....
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a female. so much better than men because they can be hot and have a soul and care for you at the same time. girls are attractive to men, who go crazy for them and men worship women. women go through men like dental floss. quickly and u get a lot in one package. girls have many fantastic features and like different things from boys. girls are so much better and cooler than guys.
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