(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
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When you wake up. Look down. Realise you got some fat bulge. #erection #forthegang
Keith - Yo Jusdog, I had morning glory today.
Jusdog - OK.
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A full-bodied, well deserved, punch in the rectum. The performance of the Fist of Glory is usually accompanied by a loud, soul-shaking roar. Given out of spite, respect, love, cowardice, or humor; the Fist of Glory if performed right, is like a sucker punch for your butthole.
"If I see that damn mailman again, I'm gonna give him the Fist of Glory"
"Grandma sure gave that guy a Fist of Glory"
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The most wondiferous, sexy belly button region in the existence of hot men.
"Sarah, when he leaned back to stretch his back, I got a small peak at his glory navel."
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Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all
I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !
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Its a male hairstyle, its when the hair is long down the back but he is thinning or has already goner bald.
Steven Seagal has a fading glory
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To steal someone else's glory
To claim you did something, even though someone else did it
Kid # 1: Worked hard cleaning the house. Kid # 2 watched TV all day.
Mom comes home and says, "Wow! Who cleaned the house.
Kid # 2: "I did Mom."
Kid # 1: "Don't be a glory grabber!"
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