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Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.
Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!
Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.
Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!
Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.
Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
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From the movie 'Spy';someone who claims he /she can do close-to-impossible things
Dude 1:Hey man,you heard that bro over there died for five minutes then came back to life?
Dude 2: Hahaha bruh dont mess with him...he's Rick Ford
Survivor. Patriot. American hero.
Christine Blasey-Ford was so brave to share her story with the world.
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The 44th President of the United States.
Get The Hell Off My Plane" - Harrison Ford. The President. The Man.
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The greatest chess player of all time. (aka Mr.Rizz)
I wish I was Forde Todd so I could beat everyone in chess
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Kick-ass metalhead who played on The Runaways, same band as Joan Jett back in the 70s. This amazing woman plays metal and really rocks the guitar! She played a hit song called "Close my eyes forever" vith Ozzy Osbourne from Black Sabbath.
Lita Ford's guitar riffs are incredible
The only actor whose career wasnt totally destroyed by being in star wars
Harrison Ford is still awesome
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