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there is a baby in my refrigerator and he has a loaded gun
person 1: ah shit, there’s a fridge baby in my refrigerator again
person 2: why the fuck do you have a baby in your fridge?
person 1: didn’t you hear? fridge babies break in at exactly 4:20am and they have a loaded gun so you cant prevent them from breaking an entering into your refrigerator
person 2: ah. understandable have a great day
a vagina, aka va-jay-jay, or a Britney, or what they use to call it in elementary school, a foo foo.
I took the meat out of your mini fridge this morning.
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Whoever just moved out of your mini fridge left something rank.
or
Please remove the cheese from your mini fridge.
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Cockney Rhyming Slang For Geezer, Sometimes shortened to Fridge
"That Fridge over there ain't got no hair"
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Any refrigerator built during the mid 20th century. These nifty fridges are easy to identify, as they are usually covered in a lot of chrome, badges and will likely have rounded edges. Kelvinator, Philco, Smeg were some of the more well-known fridge manufacturers of the era.
Retro refrigerators are highly sought after by those who have an eye for neat stuff. Basically if you're into art, then you'll like retro fridges. These fridges are relics from a bygone time when women wore stockings and suspender belts, cars were awesome and rockn'roll was the big thing.
Sadly, thanks to the usual groups of lunatics, retro fridges are slowly becoming extinct. Crusty environmentalists always slander these great old appliances, calling them "inefficient". Apparently, some people care more about "energy efficiency" than aesthetics or history.
A modern fridge lasts about six-ten years, tops.
Retro fridges do not break down, they have been going good for 50+ years and will never be beat.
My old Kelvinator fridge is in great condition, it was built in 1957 and still functions fine today. You just have to defrost the excess ice from the upper icebox compartment every month or so...
Go screw yourselves you green-thumbed environmentalists, you'll never take away my gas-guzzling classic car or my electricity-burning Retro Fridge!!
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where your fridge makes a low-pitched "wind blowing fiercely through the trees" noise. Like a low pitched whistle.
A: "dude, do you have a ghost fridge?"
B: "nah, dude,"
A: "then what's that noise?"
B: "Idono, man, let's go check it out!"
A: "mmk."
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The act of stuffing as much ice cream as you can into a lady's vagina and then engaging in penetrative sex with said vagina.
White Guy - You actually did the Canadian Fridge with her?
Black Dude - Yeah, but she was worried about getting pregnant, so I used an ice cream cone as a condom.
White Guy - So you did the Canadian Fridge with a Canadian Condom. Pointy tip?
Black Dude - Hell yeah.
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another term for "money in the bank"
i cant afford that, o wait, i forgot that i got lettuce in the fridge!
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