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Friendship Ghoul

A narcissistic and weak-minded person that befriends you primarily to use your vulnerabilities as topics of conversation with other people so as to feel superior about their own feckless and meaningless existence. Related to Energy Vampires and Schadenfreude whores.

I thought he was a good, caring friend but it turns out he’s just a duplicitous friendship ghoul that’s been sharing my secrets with a Schadenfreude whore that he’s been trying to smash for several years.

by ShivaTrophy October 8, 2022


Friendship date

Noun: when two friends go on a date.

Hey sherry, let’s get Indian food, it will count as one of friendship date.

by Koopatroopa036 May 19, 2022


Friendship Cup

a cup for all of your friendship needs. Whether it be you need to urinate, but there are no near by bathrooms or you need a sip of water out of a near by pond. This cup is here when you need it because it is made out of the hands of your dearest friend. can be combined with more hands to create a friendship bowl

Radhe: Oh my god! I have to pee so bad!
Cassie: Friendship cup? *holds out hands*

by iknowthethingz November 6, 2014


friendship couple

when you are so close to your best friend that people think your in a relationship but your really just close friends

maria "hey are you guys gay"
Jordan and morgan "no we are just bestfriends"''''''
Erica "then that means you guys are in a friendship couple

by morgmadnessmaker February 20, 2014


ultimate friendship

When you trust each other enough to put your minecraft beds in 69 postion next to each other.

Dude: bro, what if we do the ultimate friendship.

Bro: Dude, i tought you'd never ask

by Papa Myers May 15, 2021


Friendship slice

When a standard sized slice of pizza is cut down the center, making two thinner slices of pizza.

Mike G: "Dude, I'm hungry"

Steve R: "shit, let's go over to Bubbas pizza and get a friendship slice"

Mike G: "your a smart fuckin dude"

Steve R: "thanks"

by SDR-1979 December 28, 2011


Friendship Hoe

When a person has a lot of friends on the go at once.

You are a friendship hoe

by k.skels August 21, 2020