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To make a horrible mess in grand over-the-top style.
I went out on a blind date and got horribly blotto on martinis, started flirting with other patrons of the establishment, only to then end up staying the night with this said date and getting spooked there's a body next to me in the morning and hardly recognizing them. As a result of my previous night's poor behavior, the date never calls you again. What a royal fuck up, get it together!
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When you shit your pants while your sleeping
Last night, "I fucked up"
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be a man not a bitch; see training day where he tells him to hit that mexican garbage
yo bitch, man the fuck up and finish that dime!
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Worse than a fuck up a wannabe fuck up goes out their way to draw attention to the "fact" that their life is sooooo bad. They tell you all their "problems" which are not really that bad and blame any failure or error on their part on their past. They make public displays of sadness or stupidity and want the world to know how "hard" they have it. They actually want to be victims when they are in reality probably not at all. Some film examples of wannabe fuck ups are Demi Moore in St Elmos Fire, Billy Crudup in Inventing the Abbotts and Clea DuVall in The Faculty.
wannabe fuck ups are much worse than fuck ups, they REALLY piss me off!
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Normally only done in pornography, when a man or multiple men, ejaculate on a woman's face completely covering it in semen.
Since it was her first porn, Mary let all three men give her a fucked up facial to show she is up for anything.
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Threat suggesting that the enemy should leave or be quite. The enemy may take the advice (see punked) or disregard the advice (see toe to toe or fight).
"I've got a bat with your name on it. Best for you to back the fuck up."
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When someone fucks up so bad they come up with any excuse to make it not their fault
"Damn can't believe I just backed into that truck, better bill the fuck up!"
"Man I just ran over that shovel better bill the Fuck up and yell at who ever left it there"