when you stroke out on your keyboard and type "shut your fuck" instead of "shut the fuck up,"
Person A: You look so stupid in that picture! LOL
Person B: Shut your fuck
Angry equivalent to Shut Up and Shut your wordPieholeword. Used mainly in Yahoo! Chat.
Just shut your fuck already! Jesus!
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When you want someone to give a fuck when they've apparently lost their fuck to give.
Asshole says "I don't give a fuck!",,,,,,,,,,,,*,,,,,,,,,,,,,
You say "FIND YOUR FUCK!!"
A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.
Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.
You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.
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Its when a dude is so freakin lonely and can't find a girl he literally fucks a juicebox.
Its the only thing that will squirt sticky liquid on his dick. He believes he can taste it through his dick. People like him need to get out more.
Guy: Hey can i get your number?
Girl: Fuck off your juice.
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Youre fucking gay means that you are in fact, fucking gay!
chad 1: youre fucking gay
chad 2's mom: suck my toes lil nigga
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1. A phrase referring to one's inability to score.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.
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