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a person or persons that fuck with your feelings.
male or female. it doesn't matter. if you have cried over a guy/girl who's lukewarm about you, you've got a feeling fucker.
"OMG she fuckin said she wanted to marry me now she said she can't stand the sight of me!!!"
"Brian...its okay she's just a feeling fucker."
"why can't she just leave me already!!!??"
"she's a grey area man. she doesn't know what she feels because she's a feeling fucker. people like her are feeling fuckers. don't even worry about it.."
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A man who takes great pride in his girlfriend's huge vagina and doesn't hesitate to boast about it to his friends.
Scott: "I know she wasn't a virgin because she wasn't tight when I fucked her!"
Friend: "You're a Bucket-fucker."
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A person who is messed up in the mind with sick, evil, perverted thoughts and/ or actions.
That twisted fucker took a lighter to my pictures and burned my face out of the photo.
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shadow fucker = fucking the the shadows
that is, to part-take in sexual activity (of any kind) undercover from your close friends and deliberately withhold information relating to sexual encounters from close friends, even when questioned directly. insisting on your innocence when clearly you have been fucking in the shadows makes you a master shadow fucker.
to further expand:
This young bull and an older bull were grazing in a paddock. Beside them in the next pen there were hundreds of beautiful, blue eyed cows. The young bull turned to the old bull and said “Boy! Look over there!” He pointed with his hoof. “ Look at all of those beautiful, blue eyed cows grazing in that field over there! Look at them all!!!” he yelled with excitement. “C’mon! Let’s run over there, jump the gate, and have one of those cows!” There was a little pause, then the old bull lifts his head, smiles and turns to the young bull and advises, "Let us walk down quietly, young man, and not just service a few but the whole fuckin' herd!"
- The old bull is clearly a master shadow fucker
Q: why has the shadow fucker evolved?
A: many reasons; primarily due to the inability of women to keep their mouth shut.
1. my mate mike is a shadow fucker; he's always claiming innocence. that's what makes him the master shadow fucker.
2.
Friend 1: Anyone seen Mcdreamy?
Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: Mcdreamy's always in the shadows!
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Someone who either dates or is married to a crack head, can also be used as an insult.
You are so fat you'd be lucky to be a clucker fucker and like it!
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A person who seeks emotional and sexual intimacy with a comedian.
Person One: David's mom slept with that comedian Gabriel Iglesias.
Person Two: What a chuckle-fucker!!
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Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the south-land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh sweet home
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
PornHub-Mia Khalifa becomes cousin fucker and fucks dad
Me-*hand on dick* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *cums*
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