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fuck me pumps

Shoes/heels one wears in hopes to get fucked in.

Oh my god ! Look at any ! She’s wearing her fuck me pumps !

by Thatrahrahbitch September 19, 2020


fuck me stockings

Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.

W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!

by Jirka69 October 5, 2017


fuck me purple

To fuck so hard that shit bruise

Fuck me purple baby

by MoMoney19 December 26, 2016


fuck me good

A phrase used by Russell Brand during his "Shame" comedy stand-up act referring to when he once put on an American accent during sex.

Russell Brand: *American accent* Oh oh oh oh oh yeah! FUCK ME GOOD!

by coolwhitegirl August 15, 2010

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.

haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"

by lacey February 14, 2005

95πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


Fuck me, right?

Used whenever one is in an unfavorable situation, or whenever one feels like they are in a state of "fucked".

Nick: Hey Aaron, have you gotten laid lately?
Aaron: Nope. Fuck me, right?

Micheal: Hey, do you guys hear that ticking noise?
Alli Babba: ALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!
Micheal: Fuck me, right?

by Shady Nasty??? October 18, 2011

14πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Fuck me hair

Is a hair style a woman gets when she has been fucked really nice and hard missionary style. The back of her hair looks like a rat's nest.

The hooker walked out of the room with fuck me hair.

by dmpf October 25, 2009

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž