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"alternatives"-ad fury

The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!

Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!

by QuacksO July 13, 2018


Tommy Fury

Fantastic. He's got these weird hooks. They're always wide and the arc is always EXACTLY same. It's perfectly symmetrical EVERY TIME. He's like a stag beetle. And it's brilliant because it sets up the shoulder feint into uppercut (which he does a lot). Which is gorgeous (By the way). (Seemingly) Long arms. Great straight punches.

Hym "Yeah, Tommy Fury is tight. Totally different style from his father. Fantastic thought. Very strong. His hooks are weird though. They're WIDE but NOT LOOPING. So if you look at the left hook from Shogun Rua that put out Chuck liddell? That's looping. Jose aldo signature lunging straight into LOOPING left hook? Same thing. Tommy Fury? No loop. Just wide, perfectly symmetrical arcs. Weird."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023


ball of fury

when you raise your middle finger at a child under 2 years old

when i had sex yesterday i ball of fury

by Ur sex March 21, 2023


asian fury

Asian fury is the worst kind of fury. No fury surpasses it. If you see an asian start to display the signs of asian fury, it’s in your best interest to leave and stay outside of a 50 ft radius from the asian. Asian fury will wreak havoc on anyone who stays within the allotted distance. The only people who can harness asian fury are full asians and half asians.

That asian fury is the worst. I just got wrecked by it.

by asians>gingers October 18, 2017


Fury Bat

A woman with bare bush on her Bat.

Jenny has a fury bat

by Max Donnanoodles March 1, 2016


Fuck Fury February

Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.

Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours

by SUCCesssful one November 20, 2018


Full Fury Mode

You do not want to see my full fury

"HE'S GOING FULL FURY MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Shadowversion

by MasonKGMD September 1, 2024