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Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD

“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”

by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 18, 2017


Very-Sad Goldfish

A Wannabe YouTuber who hasn't posted anything on his channel yet but I'm still subscribed to for some reason.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"

by Someone_Named_Joshua November 02, 2020


Goldfish scene

Used by BL fans to describe a scene with sexual intercourse. Derived from a common take where they show a goldfish after a explicit kissing scene in order to insinuate the occurrence of sexual intercourse.

Fujoshi 1: did you see the goldfish scene between Ae and Pete from Love by Chance?
Fujoshi 2: OMG, yes! That was so hot I almost cried!

by Bluvseuly March 25, 2020


My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 08, 2021


goldfish walking

1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?

1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.

by I am r o c k April 08, 2021


Rube Goldfish

The tourist guy from SpongeBob SquarePants who says amazing

My favorite character from SpongeBob is Rube Goldfish

by Scaredconfidence October 30, 2023


Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020