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“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*
“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”
A Wannabe YouTuber who hasn't posted anything on his channel yet but I'm still subscribed to for some reason.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"
Used by BL fans to describe a scene with sexual intercourse. Derived from a common take where they show a goldfish after a explicit kissing scene in order to insinuate the occurrence of sexual intercourse.
Fujoshi 1: did you see the goldfish scene between Ae and Pete from Love by Chance?
Fujoshi 2: OMG, yes! That was so hot I almost cried!
A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?
1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.
The tourist guy from SpongeBob SquarePants who says amazing
My favorite character from SpongeBob is Rube Goldfish
A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.
BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.
MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.