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WHEN someone walks up and grabs a handful of someone's ass or private area. It doesn't matter if the actual grab is wanted or unwanted. That's still what you call it!
Damn, he just walked up and gooched his girlfriend all in public!
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The confusing number of days between the ass of Christmas and the genitals of New Years Eve.
Are the shops open during gooch week? Are there any sales on? What the hell goes on in this period of time??
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When you have an uncomfortable trickle of sweat along your gooch.....
Hot weather in jogging trousers.....man i have gooch river!
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When you have a dingle berry and you ignore it for an extended period of time until it dries up and slowly travels to your gooch. Also referred to as a taint raisin.
Damn man I forgot to wipe this single berry off my ass a month ago and now it's a gooch raisin.
a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.
They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you
Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
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When you shit and rub it into your gooch and nut on it to make a cheese effect. And then you make your girl eat it.
Amanda really ate up my gooch taco last night.
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A gooch snort is the practice of inhaling cocaine or possibly wasabi from a mans gooch. The mans gooch will have had to be specially prepared, resulting in a gooch strip being made so that the cocaine or wasabi can be snorted without interferrence from gooch hair.
Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.
Lester lay Stevie down and ran his finger along the freshly waxed gooch strip, "stevie love this is just perfect for ol' Les to have a quick gooch snort" he said as he quickly lay down a line of wasabi. He formed the line with his credit card and counted to three, then he inhaled with all his might, the gooch snort was complete.
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