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When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.
You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.
Knocking someone up before leaving town, preferably for good.
C: Hi I'm C.
A: Hello C, I'm A. How long are you in town for?
C: About 8 months.
A: Nice! Are you planning giving someone the ol' Rockford Goodbye while your here?
C: I mean there isn't much else to do around here.
Your lips say one thing
but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
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When you bear hug, then kiss an aquantance on the mouth for 3 seconds after a business meeting.
I gave her the ok' Laxton-Goodbye
The way a Californian says goodbye to a person who they find sexually attractive by giving them the best sex they’ve ever experienced and leaving them wanting you/them to stay instead of going home.
Californian: thanks for showing me texas, let me show you a California goodbye.
Person: what’s that?
saying bye 100 times to everyone & then end up staying for a 3rd dessert.
Akaki was a forward-thinking, strategic planner. He figured he should start his Georgian goodbye at around 6:30 PM so that he could be on the road home by 10:00 PM the latest. This is a very smart man.
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When you stop somewhere after a long drive, you leave one of these in their restrooms when you leave, because you know you won't see a restroom for a while.
Person: "I'm gonna leave a goodbye piss here, I've got a long drive."
Person 2: "Alright."