A shower that occurs after a person has been exposed to horrible grammar. Usually happens after texting friends that have no idea how to use their native language, and reading the messages becomes physically painful. The only way to get rid of this feeling of pain and dirtiness is with a hot Grammar Shower.
"hi how r u. can i come over their"
"were gonna b their to"
"your a idiot"
"look at those cat's over their"
All of these are examples of sentences that would require a Grammar Shower after reading.
A higher form of grammar which is not totally aligned with the "normal" English language
The English teacher claimed the essay was bad, but the student was simply using intellectual grammar.
Someone who disregards the normal use of grammar for a more stylish and effective communication of their written message. Often times with a goal of making sure their own unique personality comes across as well.
Cheryl isn't well educated but she sure knows how to use punctuation to get her point across just as she wants you to hear it. She's a true grammar artist!
An overly complicated and mutually disappointing sex act.
I went back to his place and he seemed cool, but he wanted to do International Grammar and it just got weird.
Fan of grammar. It's their name so capitalize it. That's their not there. I would start it with "and" ,but that's incorrect. That I needs to be capitalized by the way. Btw is incorrect.
You: lol look at that grammar fan.
Grammar Fan: Laugh out loud. Look at that grammar fan! (That's exclamative.)
Something constantly used by non-professional commentators on the internet. Caused by carelessness, poor education, or both. Often accompanied by horrible spelling.
"Your using horrible grammar on the innternet again. You're school system did'nt do it's job good, anyways."
This is an effort to re-define and change the negative connotations associated with efforts to encourage correct grammar; currently referred to as grammar nazi
Grammar Nazi? Please! My edicts are directly from the revered texts of the public education system. They are intended to improve both your personal and societal interactions. I prefer "Grammar Pope."