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On a older ladies death bed, her dying wish is to have 5 or more men jerk off into she mouth forcing her to choke on the excess amounts of excrement leading to a lack of oxygen. This leads to her dying breath being completely made of cum.
Cause of death? ; granny gargle
My grandma said she wanted to participate in the granny gargle
When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.
A wonderful land where grannys roam. Love em'.
-Where are you going this weekend?
-Well I wanna have fun, so.. probably Granny Paradise.
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idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"
idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!
thongs are the new "granny panties"
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A short hairstyle consisting of little or no hair, think of any older school hip hop fro, shorter and feminized, gray or white, or pastel forms of hair colors in color, Sometimes seen with tight to loose curls or simply just a puff of hair. Usually worn by almost every older woman still alive, Requires maintanence of a daily repuffing trip to the beauty salon, and are known as "the regulars" at a salon. A young beauticians worst nightmare.
When I'm old I'll never have a granny fro, I'll keep my hair long!
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The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.
One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.
Didn't go out last night, decided to Granny it up instead with some Granny Times.
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A person who has violent sex with grandmothers.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.
you'You bumbaclaat! *kiss teeth*
me'Shut up you granny basher'
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