Had your shit handed to you

when somebody checks yo ass by telling you something TRUE about yourself that you have been in denial about most of your life, BUT they spit it in such a cold ass way that IT literally chills your shit all the way out, putting you ass on silent mode for the rest of the damn week.

Ray: Quit trying to be something you are not! You are so afraid that people are going to find out who you really are, a marginally average or sometimes below average person. You are NOT even smart! You are NOT the scholar you think you are so you need to be real with yourself for once. Your self-assessment always leaves a lot to be desired!

Kim: Damn....(pure silence with a fucked up look on her face as her stomach turns....sound of crickets)

Ray:Simple Bitch...You just had your shit handed to you by YOUR muthafuckin truth

Kim: (silent and stunned because she just had her shit handed to her and is not sure how to recover from it)

If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device

The best best warhammer series of all time. Unit the GamesWorkshop attack

Have you seen If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device. Thanks GamesWorkshops indirectly ended it...

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

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marry had a little lamb

A great rock song with amazing guitar solos

Man this song is just like marry had a little lamb

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i had fun with your mom

When you fuck someones mom

I had fun with your mom last night she gave me the good stuff

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i had sex with your mother

I did.

Me: I had sex with your mother.
Joe: Okay,

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I had a dream about you

If a girl tells you this she definitely likes you and a lot of stuff went down in that dream

Sally: Jacob I had a dream about you!
Jacob:oh cool dude what happened

Sally:nothing really *blushes*

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